Poor Morrissey. Relegated to the lounge lizard circuit.
Poor Morrissey. He doesn’t really know so much.
Poor Morrissey totally wanted to be Bender.
(via John Hughes’ The Reckless Club, The Cast of ‘The Breakfast Club’ Reimagined With 80s Rock Stars)
Poor Morrissey. He and Marr look like they’re channelling Wham!
Mozza & Marr 4 dayyys
Poor Morrissey doesn’t even skate.
Poor Morrissey. Even the kid on the wall behind him can’t believe he’s wearing that shirt.
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Poor Morrissey. He keeps getting sent to the Cemetery Gates.
Poor Morrissey had to cancel more shows.
Heaven knows he’s 55 now. Happy(?) Birthday poor Morrissey.
Poor Morrissey lost at “Pop Quiz” and does not expect to return. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydZMFe6JIdc
Poor Morrissey is ready to solve some murders.
Poor Morrissey. Fake Twitter accounts make him sad.
Poor Morrissey no longer wanted two bagels, nor Yoplait drinks.
The Smiths’ USA ‘86 tour rider (via @vivahate72)